#but as things are i don't want him paired with ANYONE tbh 💀

[marigoidz]

I've developed a distaste for ConBrad

[lxvemaze]

Hi my love, i just saw the tall reader x skz and can you also do tall reader x ateez hcs please 🙏 they heal me hahaha

ahhh absolutely!!! i loved writing the skz ones!! hope you like these<3

ateez with a tall!s/o

pairing' ot8 x reader

genre' fluff

warnings' wee bit suggestive in wooyoungs

a/n' i felt silly

⚝hongjoong

he don't give a FUUUUUUUCK. your height difference was never something he took into consideration. even when you first started dating, he just didn't really think about it. that being said; if anyone ever tries to make fun of your height difference, he will shut it down IMMEDIATELYYYYYYY. you will not get a single second to be insecure about your height, bc he will always let you know how much he loves you 😚 doesn't matter how much shorter than you he is, he will always be big spoon. he wants you to know that he will always take care of and love you, no matter what comments or looks you guys get from others.

⚝seonghwa

while hongjoong doesn't really care, seonghwa LOOOOVES your height. he is sososo obsessed with you. he treats you like an actual angel. he will do anything and everything you ask of him. anytime anyone's like "lol your girlfriend's taller than you" he's like "yeah she is (●´ω｀●)" just absolutely enamored. he loves it when you wear heels so he has to crane his neck a bit to make eye contact with you. makes him all giggly :3 sometimes you two will be standing somewhere maybe in like, a line at a coffee shop or smth, and you'll look over to him and he's just staring up at you with the biggest heart eyes. he is just so in love.

⚝yunho

bro was absolutely SHOCKED when he first met you. he's already really tall, so meeting a girl that was taller than him???? made him feel all nervous and silly. when you first met, he probably didn't know if he was scared of you or really into you. you probably asked him out first bc you made him too nervous 🥹 in a relationship, he's probably soooo proud that his girlfriend is taller than him- like, he's just astonished that he bagged a taller girl in the first place. bro may be the sweetest boy in the world, but if anyone makes a negative comment about your height, he will FIGHT. no one can comment on his tall queen ☝️

⚝yeosang

yeosang sees you as the single most beautiful person in the world. he absolutely loves the fact that you're taller than him. this man is the biggest little spoon in the world- he loves being cuddled by you and feeling all safe and secure. tbh, i honestly think that your height was one of the first things about you that he was attracted to, and i don't think he expected that at first, but he's literally obsessed with you.

⚝san

i've said it before, and i'll say it again; san is the single most respectful and loving man on the planet. i don't think he ever expected to be into a taller girl, i think he always pictured himself with a girl shorter than him, but after he met you, all those thoughts of being with a shorter girl went straight out the window. as soon as he met you, he was obsessed with you and your height. literally refuses to let you be insecure. anytime you say one thing even slightly self-deprecating about your height, he will give you ten separate reasons why he loves your height.

⚝mingi

bro was whipped as soon as he met you. mingi may act like a freaky deaky fuckboy sometimes, but he is a loverboy at heart, ya'll. when you first met, he tried to act all cool and suave to impress you, but you saw right through him 😭 he's just so silly around you. he knows what it's like to be tall and that when you're tall, people see you as a lot scarier than you are, and he realizes that it's probably even worse for you being as tall of a girl as you are. so he tries his best to be as soft as possible, and treat you like a princess. will fight you so he can be the big spoon. he just likes to cuddle you and make you feel safe :3

⚝wooyoung

oh, you already know babygirl loves it. we already know that he likes to get bossed around 💀 so you being taller than him is really just the icing on the cake. absolutely obsessed with you. whenever you two are walking in public together, he will be attached to your arm the entire time with that smug grin on his face. he absolutely loves when he introduces you to people, and they're just kind of in shock at your height. side note- he loves reaching up to grab your face and pull you down into a kiss (◍•ᴗ•◍) he also loves to play fight with you, like, wrestle with you. and then pinning you down to show you that just bc you're taller than him and act like you're the lead in public doesn't mean that he won't put you in your place in private WHOOPS (he is never beating the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 allegations)

⚝jongho

real morticia and gomez vibes in this relationship. he literally worships you. he absolutely loves it when you wear heels omg, he just loves it when you embrace your height. he likes to buy you beautiful expensive heels and dresses and take you out for fancy dinners and show you off 😋 he's just so in love with you, literally no comment that anyone could make would make him think twice about how he loves your height difference. he likes to have a hand on your waist, or have you hold his arm when you're in public. bro loves his tall queen to the end of time and wants everyone to know that you're his💪

[frogchiro]

I feel I must point out. Krauser is most definitely thinking about you and Ashley going somewhere to make out together.

Also…. Living for the development of reader’s friend group in this AU!! Ashley, maybe sheva, Zoe, Ada?

And I think it would be sooooo funny if Donna was in that friend group

She would be soooo mad abt you being advanced on by her older brother.

Also…. Dying to know how Luis and Chris are also gonna fall under the spell 😈

I’m thinking for Luis that you’re made his lab partner in one class, and despite your obvious disdain for him and his friends, you absolutely save his ass on an assignment that would’ve totally fucked his entire grade if he’d failed. And you said something like “it would be sad if you had to waste the professor’s time by taking this class again just because of some stupid mistake”

And then he’s completely hooked. Starts calling you his angel, begging you to help him proofread thesis papers. Luis by no means an idiot, he’s probably the strongest academically in the entire frat, but he knows a resource when he sees one. He knows his shit, but he makes little mistakes from carelessness. You probably work at the writing center, and every damn paper you’ve ever looked at when he’s gotten a chance for a rewrite has improved by at least 10% when resubmitted. And there are hearts in his eyes when he watches you mark the fuck out of his pages with red pen, aye, so ruthless. Your look of concentration is so cute.

The knowledge that you work at the writing center is different from the upskirts— he’s not sharing that with his buddies, he’ll take any advantage (since when was this a contest?) that he can get!

-🐱

Tbh yeah, he did💀 I actually wanted to put that into the blurb but I was afraid it would take too long ;;

Later that night when his fuckass friends went to sleep he was probably jerking off to his nasty fantasies of you and Ashley, be it a three way or just imagining pretty and sweet you and the other girl making out, your soft tits squished together, your soft moans shushed by each other's soft lips </3 Yeah he's sleazy like that <//3

And yeah, Luis's part is very probable too! Despite being as much of a party animal like the rest of the guys, constantly smoking, drinking and partying (not to mention his nasty habit of flirting with anyone aviable) he actually takes his academics very seriously! He has a scholarship to uphold, not to mention his science research and pretty good chances at scoring a internship at Umbrella Corp. so he can't fuck it up!

...But he's still only human ey? I feel like due to the fact that Luis has 1000 thoughts running through his head per second some tiny details or errors may sometimes escape him, and one of those times that minor error almost costed him fucking up an assignment and 70% of his grade. Would have, if his 'princess charming' aka you, didn't step in and actually helped him by reluctantly reviewing his paper which quite literally saved his ass from Professor Wesker's wrath.

Luis was obviously thankful, praising you to high heavens and despite the obvious disdain you can admit that you kind-of tolerate Luis more than the rest of his friend group, you recognize a good student when you see one, besides you'd probably feel bad for Mr. Wesker if he had to listen to Luis's whining and explaining what he fucked up so it's better this way.

This doesn't save you from Luis's advances though! In fact he doubles down on them now that he realised that you hate him slightly less than the rest of his group! Yes yes Leon might have had a meltdown after finding out that you willingly (more or less) sat next to him in your shared class for an assignment you were paired up for but he will placate him with the secret photos he took of you to shut his friend up.

Also yes, he more than likely asked you to come over to his room for some...private tutoring, just you and him señorita~ And yes, the only thing he got back was a blank stare and a 'No thanks' but hey! Don't blame the shooter for shooting <3

[froggywritesstuff]

Hello my name is Sara5001 and I like your posts.

Sorry if i bother you um you can do yandere mike wheeler x reader headcanon ?

I just asked

thank you for requesting! hope you like this

ship/pairing: yandere!mike wheeler x g/n!reader

fandom: Stranger Things

warnings: maybe ooc, clingy mike, petty mike, manipulation, unhealthy relationship, isolation(?), stalking, obsessive behaviour (marinette from mlb vibes💀), arguments, guilt tripping, 

word count: 571

A/N: 18+ people DNI. i do not in any way support yandere behaviour, please understand that this writing is purely fictional, and should not ever be reenacted in real life

yandere mike is just super annoying tbh

extremely clingy

needs to be around you all of the time

if you really liked him, you'd hang out with him instead of your other friends

because he's better than your other friends

or so he tells you

in reality, he gets insecure when you have to reject him to hang out with them

obviously he doesn't communicate this with you

he just gets really moody and bitchy until you've asked him what's wrong for the tenth time 

he tells you how embarrassed he is but he feels like you don't like him anymore

why else would you not spend your time with him?

if you try to give a reasonable explanation like how you haven't hung out with your friends in a while, don't do this

he just shuts you down, ending the conversation with a dismissive shrug, claiming he doesn't care that you think he's not important and he didn't even wanna hang out anyway

he keeps this up until you're basically begging to hang out with him

you don't want him to be upset because of your friends, but he knows that deep down you wanted this

you were just looking for an excuse to not be with your friends

like i said, he's extremely clingy and claims he needs you like air

he walks or rides with you home even if you live miles away from his house

he does this so much it becomes muscle memory and he doesn't even have to think when he follows you home 'just to check in on you'

he is 100% stalking you

he's got a whole journal dedicated to you, filled with things like your schedule, what things and activities you like and dislike, what friends you're getting too close to... things like that

if you try to break up with him, do it where not many people are near to be considerate

he's yelling

spends the first half of his yelling session being mad and calling you names

then he desperately starts listing off the best moments in your relationship, and all the times he's made you happy

"no one else can make you happy like i can"

he'll most likely start crying

if you're still insistent on breaking up with him, he walks away (not before shooting a harsh glare at you)

then the next day he comes up to you expecting an apology

he's convinced you're still dating, and you just got in an argument

he's willing to forgive you but not without an apology first

however if he decides you're taking too long, he'll resume acting how he does when he thinks you're dating, but be a hundred times more clingy

walks you to and from school everyday, pouts if he's not holding your hand, will sit next to you in class no matter what

if he's not in all your classes already, he's willing to switch classes just to sit next to you and keep anyone else from interacting with you

acts like he was so gracious for forgiving you and holds it above your head when you try to leave him again

will try to manipulate you into thinking you're taking advantage of his forgiveness 

asks his friends to back him up and if they finally point out that maybe this relationship isn't the healthiest just um, don't ask why you can't sit with them anymore

[herestomyhaters]

i have remained silent for too long. i forgot to post this so here are my thoughts on 2x06/2x07!! as always brought to you by a bisexual black girl 🫡

i understand it's a teen drama so cheating is bound to happen but lorddd i was really hoping they wouldn't do that w/ noa cause i hate that bi stereotype. atp it's just bad writing bc why would she want to be w/ jen after all the batshit crazy things she's done ???

call me crazy but i Do Not think shawn punched that whole in the wall and even if he did i still don't trust jen (why would anyone 💀)

also were they expecting him not to react after noa's been cheating since JUVIE, all the lying and the stealing ???

hope i won't need to backtrack here (that'd suck) but why are ppl so obsessed w/ christian being evil/related to bloody rose somehow?? like besides being too obvious i really don't think they would do that to tabby again. also it feels jarring that ppl want to assume the black guy is the threat

i want more 1:1 moments between the girls!! the only dynamic that's been explored so far is tabogen (we got faran/imogen crumbs last week). praying for that in s3

is it me or are all of imogen & johnny's scenes just her trauma dumping myyy god. don't get me wrong i like them together but it just sends me, i also wish they'd explored the whole "player" trope a bit more it could've been interesting to see. i just don't know how believable it is to go from THAT to loverboy in the span of an episode but i guess we have the 8-episode season aspect to blame

redemption house was CRAZY. it was giving "is this fucking play about us?" tbh it ate

speaking of crazy kelly has fully lost it. imogen clocking her was one of my fave moments in the episode. looove imogen she's easily become my top 3

there is also no way kelly's dead

"HENRY, you're a dancer. most of your friends are GAY"

faran and greg: where to even start. i saw this ship coming before the season even started and (hear me out) i do not think they'll be endgame. i personally don't hate greg (maybe it's just elias' charisma) but it feels very contradicting to the show's values to pair faran & greg together. still, it is a semi-realistic situation. i just hope they proceed with caution & are smart about whatever happens next. i do not want faran to be babysitting him into becoming a decent human being

just need to bring up the "my cousin kevin, who lives in riverdale" moment cause i was crying w laughter. this show is so unserious sometimes (shoutout kevin keller tho)

speaking of gays i was quite surprised bi noa wasn't canon already?? might be bc maia has spoken about it many times but i always assumed she was already out 😭

besides that, the fact that NONE of them called noa out for cheating??? they were like "yesss queen slay 😍". i can't, feeling so sorry for shawn atp

also imogen bursting out laughing when noa brought up the "throuple" thing even she was weirded tf out

bloody mary playing while they raided redemption house was ICONIC

that bloody rose reveal was INSANE. imogen tearing the mask off??? bailee's emmy worthy scream queen moment (AGAIN)??!

do y'all have any theories for tabby's final girl moment/who br is? how are u liking the season so far? lmk your thoughts and we can kiki 🫶🏽

[rodolfoparras]

I didn't realize I sent you anything when half asleep oh god😭 but omg the lil thing with Price and his lil pup😭😭😭😭

Viper and Soap sometimes fight over things for their hoard😭 Viper likes collecting skulls and knives because they're cool, Soap collects skulls and knives to try and show off to Ghost💀 they start growling and having a little cat fight over a random pocket knife they found and Price is so disappointed😭

While I don't typically have Viper and Ember interact, just imagine Ember trying to go to Ghosts room for cuddles and Soap is hiding while Viper is growling outside the door😭 bro is so confused he just wants his boyfriend. Also Ember absolutely lets Soap join in on cuddle sessions, it's typically Soap and Ghost resting their heads on Embers lap to avoid hurting his wings but still very comfy🙏

serious/grumpy big tiddie dilfs??? Delicious😋 bonus points if they're depressed and/or have a soft spot for kids🙁❤

I've working on a oc for Nanami, have been for awhile but can't fully decide on things. But long black hair, black nails, kinda a dumbass at times but really really sweet. But he also steals from Gojo constantly😭 half of Gojo's glasses have gone missing and oc is just like "what? That's crazy why would anyone steam from you" while literally wearing the glasses. Nanami genuinely didn't expect to fall for oc but he's glad he did😋❤

-🌱

Nooo but that sounds like such a cute scenario imagine the two of them tussling over the knife and everyone’s just like really? Is this what ancient creatures do nowadays?

Ember is that one meme where it’s like meet my boyfriend and my boyfriends boyfriend because soap is so often in ghosts room or embers hiding or seeking cuddles 😭

Nooo that sounds like such a cute oc!! And tbh I can see nanami with someone silly bc I can see him going “oh so I don’t hate unserious people I just hate gojo got it”😭 also nanami getting oc pairs of glasses and oc being oblivious as ever about it going “ah you don’t have to I have plenty of gojos “ and nanami is trying to explain himself 😭

[ddeonudepressions]

get to know me game!

tagged by: @dearhee 🙏 💕

no pressure tags!! @redm4ri @haknom @blossomnct @sunoksunny @delcakoo @taejays @hannikz @mazeinthemiroh @soov and anyone else who wants ofc!!

birthday: oct 3rd skz chan is my bday twin and loml 🙏 (fr i miss him sm 🙁)

favourite colour: sage green but i really like all colors if they don't blind me 💀

do you have pets? no 💔 i used to have a parrot but we gave him away 😭😭

how tall are you? um i will get bullied but im 5'4 last time i checked 💀

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

like....4-5?? idk i haven't bought any in a while

favourite song: ditto, devil by the window, mixed up, attention please, opening sequence, muddy water, all in, beside you, and many more just stalk my Spotify to know 💔

favourite movie: train to busan 😭😭

who would be your ideal partner?

hmm.... idk tbh but probably someone who's like me but no yk? i really like the familiarity but ik i wouldn't handle another me💀 maybe someone like beomgyu yk or junhan or jay or hongjoong or hyunjin or seungmin. i think me and hongjoong r soulmates fr we would be are happily married ❤️.

do you want children? tbh yes? kinda? i think it would be nice but idk i dont mind it.

have you gotten in trouble with the law?

no I am a good child come on now

what colour socks are you wearing? blue and black

favourite type of music: all of it i will listen amd vibe to everything fr. i wouldn't say i hate a song yk id say i wouldn't look it up but if it was playing ill do a lil dancey dance

how many pillows do you sleep with? 2 and 2 tiny plushies and 1 decorative one

what position do you sleep in? idk what it's called but i basically become a tiny ball of sleep and drown in the covers 💀

what don’t you like when you’re sleeping: probably when someone wakes me up when i just started to drift off. like?!??? helour leave me alone??!?? and probably when my feet r too cold the rest of my body.

what do you have for breakfast: depends sometimes a savor yomy sandwich sometimes a sweet yomy cereal. sometimes black coffee sometimes a latte sometimes a cup of tea of u will.

have you ever tried archery? once at gym hurt myself bad didn't like it 👎👎

favourite fruit: strawberries apples and oranges (i miss eating oranges 💔)

are you a good liar? not to self diagnose but i might be a psychological lair 😂😂🤥

what’s your personality type? it was enfp i think but ill have to redo the test soon lol.

innie or outie? im gonna say this is about being introverted or extroverted 💀💀 I am a bit of both tbh.

left handed or right handed? a leftiee

favourite food: pasta or fries 🙏

favourite foreign food: kushary idk if anyone knows it but it's Egyptian and its just 💔💔

am i clean or messy? id say clean i try to keep my surroundings tidy as i can yk

most used phrase: (all memes from Walmart enha) hello?? ayo?? huh?? oh. slayyy - fr - ong- 🙏- naurrr - NO. - die. - el oh el - kys. - el em ay oh - (person) (last negative thing they did) era - LMAO. - ok.

how long does it take for you to get ready: usually like 15-25 minutes including makeup outfit hijab and packing my handbag / bag yk

do you talk to yourself? all the time!

do you sing to yourself? if im not singing sleeping it's all i do. no family member has complained about my signing so I think it's a sign to start my career 😂😂🤘🤘

are you a good singer? i hope i am 😕 i think i have a decent voice i quite like any runs i do when signing sum LMAO 💀

biggest fear? cockroaches, confrontations and god 🙏

are you a gossip? i am THE gossip

do you like long or short hair? short hair. my hair is medium length rn but i like short hair more long hair has bad memories.

favourite school subject: I've always liked science general but idk anymore grade 9 wss brutal 💀💀

extrovert or introvert: id say both (again) cuz I enjoy talking and going out but also staying in w someone sounds so comforting

what makes you nervous: everything. my teachers. people staring too long at me. people laughing at me. (i cant tell if it's w me or at me most of the time :/)

who was your first real crush? grade 2 his name was assi i think that's how u spell it. he was also Syrian had blonde hair blue eyes and had my heart fr 💔

how many piercings? 2 one in each ear

how many tattoos? 0 (i am a minor and haram bro)

how fast can you run? i think i could run a good distance ye im not the athletic type but it's fun sometimes

what colour is your hair? chocolate brown with blonde streaks. very new look my hair was always been dark brown 💀

what colour are your eyes? brown 💔

what makes you angry: many many things having anger issues every little thing annoys me. im just gonna say top 5 lol

1.people who don't listen

2.people who look down on others

3. people who r literally nothing being jealous of others and making their lives hell( who wants a story time 😂😂)

4. getting blamed for something i had nothing to do with

5. having to be the mom of the house when i am a literal child.

do you like your name? ye I've learned to accept it 💪

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?

idm tbh but let just say if i have kids they both will be a mommy's girl/boy. cuz ye

what are your strengths? hm... im gonna say im honest ill tell people shit to their face no hesitation sometimes 💀. im strong?? idk. ima good manipulator 😂😂. id say im pretty understanding and comforting (at least i hope so) ig das it? idk not used to thinking about myself positively yk

what are your weaknesses? probably myself? like i do one small tiny mistake and suddenly i have no self worth, i deserve death, i mean nothing to anybody, everyone hates me snd is using me and i deserve it. and etc etc yk.

what is the colour of your bedspread? yellow 😕

colour of your room: yellow 😐 i need my own room fr

DONE THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT WAS MUCH FUN TY ELA SM FOR THIS LMAO 🙏🙏🙏💞💞❤️❤️

[like-sands-of-time]

I asked that question before, not that I like the ship, but it's an interesting change. Even looked on archive, but sadly the stories are very out of touch tbh Stuff like Daemon & Allic*nt 🤮Plainly said, a lot of Greens write that pairing. Good luck if you do look it up, be well.

Please !! I don't like it either I have no idea why anon just assumed it 😭 it's hardly the only marriage match between people with no compatibility though I only meant how would it affect daemyra (and laena x daemon) if that happened 💀

God the people trying to take daemon and put him with a hightower, a child of OTTO whom he despises is so laughable I can't even- but I guess I can understand alicent trying to sleep with him, (and daemon considering/following through just to piss off Otto) if her being a hoe was a thing they did in the show. Alas it wasn't. So thankfully I don't have to see that lol but daemons pretty clear about how pissed he is at the thought of having to make children with anyone outside his House sooooo

I always say ship and let ship so by all means write/read it but I don't want to

[baekhvuns]

Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19

Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19

Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19

But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF

And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊

YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19

But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19

They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19

This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19

To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19

Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19

I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting!

I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???

Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I

Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm

https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool

PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19

https://twitter.com/kbs_super/status/1664195076698914819?t=Yh5wmCgy_IMX_jd4xMhbTA&s=19

Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19

Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!

I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀

Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖

hello!!!

Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19 /// Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19 /// Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19

NO LITERALLY HOW U GONNA DO THE CB WITHOUT THE FACE??? UNBELIEVABLE ALL OF IT ON SM, the lawsuit.. would’ve never thought it be baek to file a case against them, aND THE WAY I SCREAMED YELLED WHEN I SAW IT DHQJDKWHEJQ no bc how incredibly inhumane???? manipulating the then 11 year olds, gaslighting the now 30 year olds??? wow,, 17 year contracts excluding the ones u get if u wanna promo outside??? no mf wonder exo never went outside of korea 😭😭😭😭😭 THE WAY ALL THESE MEMES HAD ME HOLLERING ONE SECOND AND BREAKING DOWN THE OTHER BUT ANON????? WE WON!!!! EXO (+1) SM (OUT) PLAYING THAT ONE RONALDO VIDEO WITH STEREO HEARTS PLAYING IN THE BACK

THEY THOUGHT !!!!! SM, THEY REALLY DID FBWKHDKW tried to pit exo cbx against exo but they uni reversed 🔫🔫 and filed a investigation to get EVERYONES contact to be looked at??? my president is byun baekhyun actually, advocacy for sm artists <3 the way taeyong’s tolo is so chaotic w everything leading up to it 😭😭 AND THE MEDIA PLAY??? SM IS A HELLHOLE ITS LIKE 2009 AND 2014 AGAIN

oh wow, oh wow oh wow the audacity now they’re threatening exo to not speak??? im actually so— no words wow how disgustingly low can they drop

SCREAMING 😭😭 THE FUNNIEST THE TLS BEEN SINCE A WHILEE ive been laughing and giggling every day 😭😭 the “@.aespa BITCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU????” SCREAMS 😭😭😭😭

felt.

But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF

imagine how kai’s contract looks like, 21 pages longer bc of his solo activities 😭😭😭😭 aND NOW IMAGINE MARKS???? OH LORD FBWMFJKWDHA ,, FUCK THAT LAW MAN i saw this the other day but they deleted now but,,, the way- got nothing nice to say so i will not

and people did tarot on exo’s and those did not lie once,,, now some say irene and jisoo may also 😶 THE CARDS KNOWWWWW

cbx is the messiah of kpop atp 😭😭

“love” “sincerity” two words ive never heard sm say abt exo

jaejoong will always have the last laugh, he was at taeyeon’s concert and he better sign her and every sm artists 🤚🏻 jaejoong is MY president

ok not even kpop but benz leaving, zlatan retiring, , jennie the idol premiere, mclaren downhill, ferarri ruining their driver’s mental health— oh what? (i just saw this) how they keep him but lose cbx???

????? o everyone’s leaving

🤨🤨 sm media play at it again oh it’s on sight pls visit the sm building to give them a TALK OH ITS ON SIGHT

And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊 /// YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19

LMFAOOOO IF SEONGHWA EVER RECREATES THAT IT IS MY LAST STRAW,, FBWMDBWKBDKWBDKW HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE THIS CLOSE 😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOF HES SO PRETTY

But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19 /// They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19 /// This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19

minho’s dilfism at peak omg, MY TURN WHEN ME WHEN ME WHEN!!!!!!!!! omg taemin’s face it’s been so long 🥹🥹🥹

wait the song is 👁👁 kinda hARD LIKE AN ANIME SONG,, SUMMER ANTHEM!!!!! why does onew look like he went back to 2009 😭😭

To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19

no bc the audacity??? want shinee to do what cbx are doing, if they lose taemin and taeyeon, sm’s over and gone, im betting ppl will speak up for sure in the next few weeks as their contracts get looked over

Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19

true beauty fans, who’s left out of them? everyone’s a hwang inyeop fan, NO BC WHATS SO WRONG ABT THE TWEET ITS SO CORRECT?? like kdramas literally show kimchi slapping 😭😭

I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting! /// I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???

the drama looks super nice hopefully it can get the numbers 😭😭 LMFAOOO HE’S IN HIS YOUNG RICH AND FLEX ERA 😭😭😭 no ur so right broski is a villain not the mr intimidating rapper mingi fbwkddj PLEASE I WANTED MINGI WEARING GRILLS AND DOING HIS GROWL WOULDVE COLLAPSED,, taeyong has the face for it but he went to the braces route,, THE MILF GBNWFBEK vampire, milf, victorian prince, demon and now onto mr grills 😭😭

Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I

you’re right, atp i don’t even look at the lore anymore im just trying to get w the music, hoping for some good sounds on this album 🤲🏻 begging to hear good music it’s been a while since rover dropped 😭😭 LMFAOOO NO YEAH NEED SOME SMILING IN LIFE RIGHT NOW

Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm

LMFAOOOO ITS THE WAY EVERYTHING AND EVERY CONTROVERSY IS DROPPING DURING HIS SOLO 😭😭😭 no literally get that bag, it’s the way he pushed for his rights too,, hope baek mentors him to speak up against the sm mistreatment and contracts

https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool

will be seated for his comeback, cannot wait for a new sm sound my ears are

PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19

the yunho slapping 😭😭😭😭 YEAH SAY UR RIGHTS SEONGHWA, and

park seonghwa with kids. need him to mess something up <3 ateez hello baby is closer

Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19

no bc i need to put the blame on someone who made me stan exo and turns out it was me 😔😔

Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!

WE WILL BE THERE! WE WILL BE THERE MY FIC DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE IM GONNA SEE THE MR AND MISS PARK DUO 🫡🫡

I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀 /// Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖

AAAAAAAA DID U HEAR THE TRUCKS CALLING FOR CHILLIES 😭😭😭😭 mingi skz fan meet….locking eyes….me when. I HAVE NOT READ IT YET BUT IM ON MY WAY 🫡

omg???? i know they’ll be most likely nominated for cupid but their song lovin’ me is so good i tear up, their vocal colour is so pretty 😭😭😭

😶

ningning????

[orieriee]

If One Piece Guys Are IRL Bfs part 1

edit: I moved to X to write fictions! Follow me there for more imagines content HERE

＼(￣▽￣)／

Author's note: guess who's writing fanfic to cope with the stress 🤩🤼‍♀️ it's exam period and the teacher gave us tons of projects I'm questioning my sanity rn, fictional characters are the only thing keeping me sane 🙄

Part 2 is out here! also this is all fluff and comfort

and here's my ultimate masterlist 😋

pairings! zoro, ace, law (separate) x gn! reader

Roronoa Zoro:

The type of bf that lets you do whatever you want, wear whatever you want

You want to wear a revealing clothes, baby? That's too revealing? Nah, if anyone dares to do anything to you, I'll protect you and be4t them if they dare do something

Very chill boyfriend, the perfect amount of protectiveness; not too much but he can be a little overprotective sometimes and not too little to the extent you feel uncared for

His favorite date is going to the gym and workout together, going on a walk at the park surrounded by nature is also one of his favorite dates

A good listener, would listen to your rants but get distracted by your lips

Definitely lets you lie on his big chest during cuddle sessions

He can be possessive sometimes, like he wants the world to know you're his and he's yours but only sometimes, not toxic possessiveness y'know

Honestly might be the type to forget about your date plans because he fell asleep and forgot about the time (unintentionally) or got lost on the way to the location so you gotta be the one that picks him up for the date

Tbh I can't see Zoro driving you home because one, he doesn't have a car and two, he's not allowed to drive because he still gets lost even with GPS💀

But he will; walk you home, give you piggyback rides on the way home or send you into a taxi

I think he has a motorcycle but he rarely uses it

9.5/10 because he gets lost and so are late to most dates

Portgas D. Ace:

Can you tell, he's my favorite sunshine boy😭

Sunshine, the extroverted playful golden retriever type of boyfriend

Very wholesome, will buy you pads and tampons (if you have periods), bring chocolates and cuddle with you when you're having a bad day (without you asking)

Man is a walking heater, his favorites are cuddles and headpats!

He initiates most of the dates because he just loves you so much😭 but sometimes he fell asleep and forgot about the time too

I feel like even though with that easy going and confident exterior, he's actually really insecure tho

Like why would you want to date him, does he deserve your love, if you're better off with other person blablabla those kind of thoughts gets to him late at night that's why he always does his best to give your love back

No, sir. Listen. You're very lovable and you deserve all the love sir portgas, I'll marry you so shut up 🗣️

Very protective but in a lowkey way possessive. He lets you do whatever you want but the moment he felt someone's eyes linger more than it should on you, he'll be sending death glares

Asks for relationship advice from Marco, Sabo, and the other

I feel like he would have a motorcycle buy not like the gangster vibe of motorcycle, like a retro one yea (idk much about motorcycle sorry) so he would take you around with that

100/10 would recommend but pls shower him with lots of unconditional love

Trafalgar D. Water Law:

If Ace's my favorite sunshine boy, he's my favorite 'moon' boy, since he's the opposite of Ace😭

You guys probably have a weird or a long story of getting together because honestly speaking, I don't see Law as the type to want to have a relationship 💀

Tired bf but still lets you do anything you want; taking him to amusement park dates, put a flower crown on his head, etc.

The comfortable bf, you two are like an old married couple, your relationship with him will be VERY chill (not a bad thing, it's a comfortable thing)

Like we have Ace with cute dates, couple items and with Zoro we have going to the gym walking at the park type of date, with Law it's just study dates and cuddling while napping in the sofa at home

You two are so comfortable with each other even in silence, but if you're the bubbly type, he wouldn't mind too, he likes hearing you talking, it's soothing to him in a way

Very protective and very possessive (but not in a toxic way🙄, maybe a tiny bit), pls don't talk about other guys/girls/person of platonic interest (even tho it's platonic) when you're with him because he gets jealous and he would overthinks late at night to the point he's sleep deprived

Being with Law is just so comfy like wearing your comfort sweater or blanket in a cold rainy day

But he's very awkward with words and affection/PDA overall but know that he loves you very much through his act of service and quality time

Drives a car and a motorcycle, this man is the full package so he drives you home safely

Fine sir, fine man, definitely looks hella sexy while trying to park parallel (no, I'm not down bad for this man trying to park parallel) 🤡🤏

9/10 would recommend, it's just he needs to stop overthink💀

[angelicallyblack]

I'm not sure how to explain this but Ana de Armas in the Deep Water trailer and most of her photo shoots has "hot young 2nd or 3rd wife" energy and it is goals. I really want to give off the same vibe with my look and the way I carry myself.

An ask after my own heart!

I watched (and re watched) that movie for her only. The way she looks and carries herself (for the most part) is everything!

One of my favorite things about Ana De Armas is that she makes shorter hair look so sexy and sultry. Contrary to popular belief, but not everyone looks better with longer hair. I love to see women sporting styles that actually suit them so don't feel obligated to wear long locks. If you've always wanted to try shorter hair, go for it! It might make you look sexier.

She wears a lot of black! Mostly sultry dresses that can be dressed up for an evening out or down for an evening in. Tasteful cleavage. Tasteful amount of leg showing. Dresses that show off her figure without being vulgar.

If she isn't wearing black, then she wears neutral tones. That's something that I noticed a lot in the movie. Lots of black or variations of brown. And when she isn't dressing like a sultry wife, she's very put together and reserved. Even her hair will be pulled back into a bun with a few fly always. Trench coats, dress pants, cardigans! But there will still be something extra. The sweater will have the sleeves pushed up or that long dress + sweater combo will be paired with sexy heels.

Her jewelry is very simple. Unless you can afford an actual Cartier love bracelet, look into an impressive dupe. Her rings are basic gold or silver bands and she's not one for gaudy jewelry. She likes for the focus to be on her clothes and body tbh.

https://youtu.be/QwC55QL3B3A

Because she likes for her clothes and body to be the focus, she keeps her makeup fairly simple too. No heavy eye shadow or contour. The makeup is very natural looking except for 2 things. Lips and lashes! Ana has gorgeous eyes and they really play with that by packing on the mascara and making sure those lashes look luscious. Buy some falsies and/or invest in a really good mascara. Rosy lip products too! I'm a sucker for a nice deep berry lip color because I think it looks great against my darker skin but it really stands out on skin like hers.

As for how you carry yourself, have confidence. That's the first key.

Melinda (Ana's character) is very confident in herself. Both in her looks and her personality. She's sure of herself and even confidently told her husband that if he were married to anyone else, he'd be bored. She knows that she's attractive in both mind and body, and she knows how to have men eating out of the palm of her hand if she desires it. Her husband was willing to give her free reign in their marriage just so they'd stay married hello!

She's bold! She has no problem being the center of attention and will happily start playing the piano or get on the dance floor if it'll bring her joy. Because she was bold, and feeling secure in her relationship with her husband, she was also bold in her "extracurricular activities" too. She felt no need to hide or feel ashamed for what she felt she was allowed to do.

She's all about experiences. Melinda had a lot of lovers and lot of culture and that was because she traveled and talked to people and tried new things. She was taking piano lessons and going to fancy clubs and trying new restaurants. She had many paramours throughout her life and we saw that they were happy to come back into her life. She was very set on living her life to the fullest.

In a nutshell, she's "untamable". She's that woman that men have to have even if for the sole purpose of trying to lock her down. I mean, that's basically what happened with her husband. Possessing her was more important to him than having her respect 💀 Who cares if she made a cuckold out of him? It's his ring on her finger 🤷🏾‍♀️

Take this advice with a grain of salt please because if you're familiar with the book, Melinda's antics is how she winded up dead!

[imfiguringitoutlovely]

You know what you should write? A Bakugou x trans male headcannon thingy(he/him pronouns). Why? No reason. I’m definitely not trans or anything. Nope.

bakugou with his amazing fantastic handsome absolutely perfect boyfriend who is trans

pairing: katsuki bakugou x male!reader (he/him)

genre: fluff, mega comfort

warnings: mentions of dysphoria

author's notes: yeah no bro ofc like no reason, i get you... i mean like. i mean no, i don't bc it's not like im trans or nb or anything nah bc... that's...kinda... sussy, yk? and im not sussy. i mean like. they/them isn't sussy. like. obviously...

i wrote this as someone who "doesn't pass" (which is so dumb, can we just ask ppls pronouns, it's not that hard 😩)

okay i mean it when i say it that the bakusquad are just... the best allies tbh (mostly bc they're all pretty uh... 🍐🥥🍐🍊🍐🍅🍐🍍🍑🥥...yknow-)

also if that upset you, you should go bc you're just mad that i'm right. they all bond over their involvement with the community.

that's why, when you came along, you kind of just fit in. not only were you able to handle and return the chaotic energy, but you all stood together (not to say anyone in class 1-a is not at least an ally, just that bakusquad is probably the most involved in the culture imo).

you caught bakugou's eyes, too, and it really wasn't very long until you two were official. it wasn't really said out loud, clearly stated, but one time he said 'i wouldnt mind being your boyfriend, i guess' and you two have been madly in love and close since.

seriously, just get married omg disaster gays 😩🏳️‍🌈

but in all seriousness, when you're ready to tell him you're trans, he's extremely supportive.

"thanks for letting me know. he-him?" he's still kind of grumbling, but it's much softer than usual.

you kinda stumble over what to say bc what? he's just... well, okay-

asks if there's anyone he should be more careful w your pronouns around, more specifically your parents.

if they're not accepting, it takes him every bit of strength and yours combines to stop him from blowing them up on the spot 💀

is kinda passive aggressive to them bc of it,, you have to remind him to bring it in a little at times

insists on keeping open communication, that no matter what name or pronouns or any label you go by, he's gonma support you.

"don't go and get all quiet like that nerd-"

"midoriya-?"

"yeah, deku. tell me how you really feel, i'm not some idiot loser, i'll understand-!!"

DOES HIS RESEARCH AS SOON AS YOU TELL HIM

he's very educated, but would rather go over everything to make sure he uses the proper and respectful terminology when asking you questions about what you're comfortable with

NO, he will not look at "scientific articles" or anything that's meant to "justify" or devalue your existence. he loves you, and if he could, honestly, he'd attack and take down anyone who questions your identity. he wants to understand how to respect it; it's not his business as to why you choose your labels.

YES, HE ASKS WHAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH

he understands that everyone experiences gender identity differently and doesn't want you to feel like you're not being heard as an individual.

one day he goes up to you, right, and when he's sure it's just you two talking (he doesn't want to have a public convo abt it because it's nobody else's business unless you decide it is) starts asking about boundaries.

"look, dork, i know i'm basically a god to all this planet's extras, but i can't really read minds and i don't want to pretend that i can. is there anything that you're uncomfortable with me saying or doing?'

"like...with...?"

"like with nicknames, titles...pet...names..."

"what was that last one-?"

"DON'T PUSH IT, DORK-!!"

if you're uncomfortable with him correcting other people for you when you're around, he won't. he knows that Identity is a really personal thing, and that he can get really really heated, so he'll let you tell him how to handle those situations.

as for when you're not around... he can't promise there won't be a body to hide if someone intentionally misgenders you, honestly.

PET NAMES GO BRRR (name: reason)

idiot: he's bakugou

dumbass: he's bakugou

dork: he's bakugou, and this is used often times w a more affectionate/admiring tone

jerk: he's bakugou, and he uses this mostly when he gets flustered bc it's a lil softer FKDKDK

he-man: (more in private) he will only use this if you let him. he hated people, obv, and he knows there's been people who call you a she-he (this totally isn't personal comfort for when i was going by he/him, not at all this isn't a traums response-). after people misgender you, if it's intentional, he'll often be near you and grumble about how they have no fucking right to talk shit about his he-man 😤

prince: once. it was a mocking thing at first because you were dramatically complaining about how boring a lesson was. but then. he noticed how flustered it got you.

king: well, "my king". mostly when he's being (on SUPER SUPER SUPER rare occasions) soft and talking about your future together. ("i don't wanna rule an entire world alone, so you're going to be my king. it's not a suggestion.")

handsome: he'll also call you "pretty" if you let him (bc he lives w the mantra that gender has nothing to do w compliments (unless you're uncomfy ofc)). both are mostly in private, though he'll occasionally call you handsome if he notices you maybe getting lost in your own head.

WHEN YOU'RE DYSPHORIC

he doesn't know gender dysphoria first hand, but he's read and heard about how horrible it can be. he also understands that it's different for everyone, and fully supports any SAFE way you choose to deal with it.

keyword: SAFE

if you bind during training, or for longer than safe, he will scold you. not publicly, ofc, but he'll pull you aside or even drag you to the bathroom or locker room once he notices.

if you don't bind, cool. how you present is none of his business, he finds you hot no matter what tbh

when it gets worse, he softens up a lot more when it comes to physical affection. he's not really comfortable with public affection as much, but he'll hold your hand more, pull you close when you sit next to him, and play with your hair from time to time.

in private, he'll cuddle you if you want. if not, he's all good with laying down next to you and being present for you.

pms? he'll do anything at all to make you comfortable (another thing he'll straight up ask you about so he knows how to keep you comfortable)

he uses a lot of pet names, ones that you're most comfortable with. heck, one time he straight up went kirishima-mode and told you how fuckin manly you are.

it's hard for him to directly compliment or be verbally affectionate, but he tries bc he fuckin loves you omg-

in short, you're the love of his life and he'll do anything for you tbh HRJDN-

[kaimal]

you should totally do that pairing with idols thing 😍😍

💀💀 do u want me to die. IF I DON'T SHIP U WITH THE IDOL U WANT TOO FUCKING BAD BRO URE ALL DELUSIONAL ANYWAYS (also im not doing all of my moots cuz i have like.. 34)

@hyukaas (mirawr) - hendery. yes hendery. as much as i hate to admit it, they would be a very funny couple 💀 if youre hanging out with them ure either going to have the greatest time of ur life OR you're going to third wheel no in-between 😬😬 a very chaotic pairing, i would not want to go near them if i were u. dirty jokes 24/7 (SPECIFICALLY from mira). OH MY FUCKING GOD THEYRE SO LOUD PLEASE THEY ARE SO LOUD- karaoke dates. like yk when u can have a room all to urself? they just get a separate room and sing (scream) their lungs out. the type of couple to hold hands when they're sitting on a rollercoaster at the amusement park cuz both of them are extremely scared. one of them crushes the others hand by how HARD they are clutching onto it. IF THEY EVER WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE THEY BOTH WOULD YELL SO HARD THAT THE STAFFS EARS WOULD BLEED. would laugh on their way out tho. i feel like if you even looked at hendery mira would quite literally hiss. like a cat.

@gyuury (tifff) - jeongin. I KNOW U WANTED SEUNGMIN BUT JEONGIN FITS U SO MUCH MORE IM NOT SORRY. Literally the most annoying couple ever. the room is silent and then you hear both of them cackle out of nowhere. yes they also laugh at funerals. THEY GLANCE AT E/O AND THEN BURST OUT LAUGHING AND IT ANNOYS EVERYONE SO MUCH. a couple that gets babied a lot, "aww look at our babies :( going out on a date!! so cute~" and they get so annoyed too 💀💀 bicker all the time. even during intimate moments or smth, like they could be cuddling but jeongin would still be making fun of her for being short. quite literally made for e/o THEY WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER. go out on movie dates just to be that one annoying couple that takes selfies with flash, stands up and blocks someone's view, yells out stupid commentaries in the middle of a very emotional scene. the most evil pairing to exist.

@keisua (eju) - beomgyu. menace couple WOO BEOMGYU CATCHING A CASE BRO- annoying couple pt.2. probably don't even act like a couple, u just think they hate each other until you see them holding hands 🤨🤨 fight a lot, it's not even bickering its full on FIGHTING. wrestling like eju has drop kicked beomgyu and is currently ready to bodyslam him kind of fighting ykyk?? get mad at e/o for realises a lot, but the anger goes away quite quickly. go to the grocery store to buy some baguette or smth and call it a "date." another couple u shouldn't go near if u dont want ur eardrums exploding bruh 😬 piggyback rides YES PICKYBACK RIDES. BEOMGYU LITERALLY JUMPS ON EJUS BACK AND FORCES THEM TO CARRY HIM AND U CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE.

@sieuneo (marie) - sunoo. the chill couple. honestly the only pairing i wouldn't mind hanging out with, they're really sweet and just ALL SUNSHINES AND RAINBOWS THEY'RE SO CUTE. the type of couple to not shove the fact that theyre together down ur throat by an immense amount of PDA that makes u uncomfortable. the most they'll do is hold each others hands or something 💀💀 then they'll feel bad for leaving u out so now you're ALSO holding either marie's or sunoo's hand. YAY!!! kinda confuse u with their dynamic tbh, one second they're all lovey dovey but the next second they're @ e/o's necks. THE BEST COUPLE TO GO FOR ADVICE TO. LIKE SUCH A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP BRUH HOW DO THEY MAINTAIN IT?? feed each other food and its disgustingly adorable. when u look at them u just get extremely jealous cuz u want want they have, but u cant even be mad at that cuz they're such sunshines 😍 bring out the best in others but most importantly each other.

@yyx2 - kyla. YANGYANG OBVIOUSLY. I CANT SEE KY WITH ANYONE ELSE AND IT'S A PROBLEM. thirst over e/o 24/7 literally simps. "URE SO HOT" "NO URE SO HOT" "NO URE S-" much like mirawr and hendery, very loud. but not as loud. listen to horny NCT songs on blast and scream out the lyrics, plan to cook something legendary together but then end up making rsmen cuz they either: couldn't find the recipe online cuz whatever they thought of was so fucking obscure and weird, realized that they would set the kitchen on fire if they tried anything, or just got too lazy to spend time on making food. i feel like they'd watch cocomelon together. yangyang tries to teach ky german like seriously but then gets frustrated cuz ky cant pronounce the words correctly so he settles on teaching her cuss words and watches her struggle to say "fuck" for half an hour, finds it very amusing. overall 0/10 i hate them thank u

@eternallyhyucks - haechan. SOMEONE SHUT THEM THE FUCK UP. PLEASE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING TALKING- talk 24/7 like they dont stop talking. even when the entire world is asleep both of them are up laughing and giggling and being all happy, ew disgusting. 4AM dates, have their sleeping schedules fucked and they don't even care cuz they're living their best lives. probably kiss a lot too 😬 everywhere and anywhere, esp in front of ppl who call it gross or disgusting AND single people just to make them feel even more single. words of encouragement and reassurance are a must, hold e/o's faces and tell one another how perfect and in love they are. a very loud couple so u assume they bicker a lot but in reality they're actually pretty soft :/ they only bicker with the people around them. very protective of each other. if anyone calls one of them something mean or rude, they're DONE FOR. sickeningly adorable. get away from me.

@junityy (liz) - jay. the "i'm gonna do something stupid" and "PLEASE DON'T." couple 😍😍 u can guess who is who. liz makes up the weirdest fucking nicknames for jay just to tease him 😭😭 "hey jongseongringdingdong by shinee hyd 😈" jay is literally so done with her bs, literally thinks about ditching her on a highway or smth :/ tbh same man. same. poke fun at each other constantly, go to expensive restaurants with sweats on as their last minute dates. jay sugar daddy era, he buys her so much shit goodnight omg. spoils her to no end and then wonders why people call him whipped. make e/o laugh constantly, liz laughs cuz jay is very funny and jay laughs cuz liz is lowk a dumbass (not even sorry liz) and it's endearingly stupid. liz constantly simps over him, tells him he's so handsome and pretty and hot etc etc and JAY IS EATING THAT SHIT UP. EGO BOOST TO THE MAX BRO. when they walk together u get so intimidated cuz they look so fucking cool, like much wow such confidence 👨🏻‍🎤👨🏻‍🎤 look like they're talking about serious matters from a 3rd persons point of view but in reality they're discussing what jay should make for dinner

I WANNA DO MORE BUT IM TOO TIRED. I LOST MY BRAINCELLS TALKING TO A RIKI AI.